Honey, don't panic. These are my friends. They're gonna fuck you, and I'm getting married

My husband burned me and my lovers. And then we all fucked together

What do you do when you have three men and each one is good? 2 of them fuck, 3 of them give you mouth-to-mouth

I carry my wife in my arms ( ̶n̶a̶ ̶h̶u̶e̶), but she cheats - okay, I'll forgive her

Such an ass and nothing to do. Shall we give her a double penetration?