Honey, don't panic. These are my friends. They're gonna fuck you, and I'm getting married

What do you do when you have three men and each one is good? 2 of them fuck, 3 of them give you mouth-to-mouth

My husband burned me and my lovers. And then we all fucked together

I carry my wife in my arms ( ̶n̶a̶ ̶h̶u̶e̶), but she cheats - okay, I'll forgive her